Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly Prague, but emergency landed in Vienna. No word from the company or airport. After 4 hours of waiting, I took a FlixBus. Just as it left, I got a call: new plane in 90 minutes. My girlfriend was eagerly anticipating my return, ready for some fun, but now I'm delayed. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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skip231 0
If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon. I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!
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Comments (78)
hpp15 4
I'm sorry. That happened to me coming back from India to America. My flight was delayed by 5hrs. Hope you have an awsome 2nd Honeymoon!!!
Bloodknight 22
damn, that really blows.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Why in the hell would you have a honeymoon if you're not married? Weird ass. And St. Lucia is amazing, I've got to give you that. Great "honeymoon" choice.
gisselle 0
I put a FML up & i dont know why i cant find it!
anorexicbarbie 8
...Maybe it wasn't posted, dumbass.
Aha09 1
Because it may not have been approved by the moderators.
perdix 31
They have to be accepted to be published. It's very hard and you should consider yourself lucky if you do get it on. Good luck. By the way, I love your name. It's special to me.
crazyyylooper 0
oh boo, this happens to me like every single time i fly.
omghehehe 0
Poor u too :(
anonymous69_fml 0
oh yes, your life is seriously ****** because you missed a flight, it's not like this doesn't happen every single ******* day to millions of ******* people
fawfulster 11
If you wanna see some real ****** up shit, go to mylifeisscrewed.com and quit bitching.
omghehehe 0
Really? Ohhh noo. Scared to look there. Work is plenty enough
ozymandias_fml 0
serves you right. Typically the honeymoon is held *after* the wedding -- as a reward for making it through the ordeal.
Moeey 0
YDI for not running as fast as usain bolt.
SarahinSane 0
Yuck, that's happened to me a few times. Worked out pretty well, in the end - we missed our connecting flight out of Paris, and ended up getting to spend an extra day there in a hotel paided for/owned by the airport. They're really great about making sure anybody who missed a flight gets taken care of.
the_stereotype 0
oh, that freaking sucks, because it's an international flight, and you've already landed in some place far away from your house, where i'm guessing you probably don't know anyone. not to mention, a lot of places only have one international flight a day. i hope you had a good airline that was willing to do something about that. i've only had it cancelled *knock on wood* from where I live to JFK and then it was international, so we had to scramble to the line and get them to book our tickets for the next day's flights.