Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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Comments (281)
iHeavenz 0
FYL for marrying a cheating ******. I agree with #281. I wouldn't worry much though if I were you since you don't need to go through birth and through having a fussy kid all the time. Beat them up, divorce, done.
Spidey12 0
shuld've been like 'Bitch what u smiling at' slap her and ur X or watever he is Fianc`ee and been like ' ive been cheating on you to asshole'
Nightxx 0
What a bitch
munecatriste 0
smile like it doesn't bother you because it shouldn't you don't need someone like that in your life throw him out with a smile on your face saying I hope everything works out for you then turn to the other woman and tell her good Luck with the relationship trust me it will piss both them off so bad ;)
OhKayleeeXD 0
I woulda slapped the smile off that bitches face. They can both go to hell, that's terrible :/
jdfml90 0
saucer of milk for table 12... joking aside, punch her in the ovaries, or if you are a better person than me.. leave never speak to them again, delete all contact but at least slap that bitch and knee that **** in his balls
kybabyy 4
I'm sorry sweetie :( But don't worry. That smile is gonna be wiped right off her face when she has a two year old and her husband is off impregnating other women, and HE'S never gonna smile again when all his women nail him for child support.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Falcon PUNCH
rickroundtree43 0
Time to go **** his brother then her dad.
xSara_fml 0
Take it up to the court. It won't give you your pride back but it'll teach him a lesson.