Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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Comments (281)
katetml 3
What a bitch. Thats when you call friends and family in for that. Especially a dad or protective brother. I think they would easily take care of it! That is just so beyond wrong!! He can go die in a hole
Rectumwrecker 0
she was prolly smiling cuz the kid aint his either
kitty_gothface 0
Wait for her to go to the bathroom at work. Proceed to hit her in the baby until you hear a pop. Lol and toss your ring at her. Find yourself a real man. ???? Profit!
fakkumairaifu 14
Push that **** down the stairs. Then work on getting rid of your douche husband.
Ninipoo 0
lemme say this before I read others...**** that bitch up!! smack that smile upside her head...good riddance to that piece of cowardly shiet!!
bballerz24 0
hes a bitchh
bballerz24 0
go! 235 and I would have tottaly kicked his nuts and her mangina so that she wouldn't be smiling ever again!
ryanmp1986 0
oh man that sucks. Kick her in the stomach
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lmfaoo #57 .. that's a good one.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Punch her in the face. She's pregnant so can't use GOOD painkillers. Kick him in the balls.