Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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rkcraig53 0
Remove his nut sack. Grab fork, ram in leg. Smash plate to face. Bitch Slap outta chair. Remain very cool, "Who woulda thought", I've been sleeping with my X and couldn't decide who to marry until NOW!
Themisfitsrule 0
Wow its okay you will fond someone better? :o
Hyudra 0
OP, here's what you do: Wait a month or two, have no contact with the guy, outside of either moving him out of your place, or getting your stuff. Then, after things have simmered down some, send him an envelope in the mail. Inside that envelope, he'll find papers detailing the terms of the expected child support, hospital fees, etc, for ~your~ not-yet-due baby. Of course, the baby wouldn't be real, but you could then let him simmer for a good while. Refuse all phone calls, deny him any opportunity to have a conversation, and let him think, for as long as possible, that he's going to have to take care of two kids from two different women.
remy3106 10
3 what the **** is wrong with ur far haahah
missjenniferthen 0
wow what a douchebag... you're a much better person than those idiots.
DamionDude 0
Facepalm!!!
Sam0465 0
booo
Sam0465 0
booo
tjgreen 0
it's never too late to change your plans. grab your lady balls and leave him, there are plenty of guys out there not stupid enough to lose the girl they thought they'd marry!
wangstuhh 0
luckily you can still call off the wedding =)