Today, it's yet another day complete strangers come up to my brother's girlfriend and compliment on her "spectacular charisma" and how she can "brighten people's day without speaking to them." She's a wannabe Disney singer, a little fat, and a ginger. I'm a 3 and 4 level cheerleader! WTF?! FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my little brother compared my new haircut to the one Hermione has in the first Harry Potter movie. I assumed this was a compliment, until my sister said, "Hermione's haircut is really cute" and he replied, "Seriously? She looks like shit." FML
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Top comments
UnbrokenRose 13
Your rage-bait posts f*cking suck. Stop trying.
poopface82 25
I think there are some teenagers on your lawn. You might want to concern yourself with that first.
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Comments (11)
UnbrokenRose 13
Your rage-bait posts f*cking suck. Stop trying.
ninja0609x93 10
how's it rage baiting? it's true
poopface82 25
I think there are some teenagers on your lawn. You might want to concern yourself with that first.
copalolita 17
Are you okay babes?
JuneBleeds4 20
Yeah, you're ugly on the inside and people can sense it. Might want to get over yourself, stop judging everyone around you, and do some serious self-reflection before it's too late.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
You are not a good person
Shzusuziq11 12
you sound jealous to me....
JasonThorn 24
Ever thought your personality might be a factor, OP? That kind of stuff shows even when you try to hide it or are not aware it's there. Your description of her is telling...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
News flash: Just because you're a cheerleader doesn't make you likeable. Most cheerleaders are just like you described yourself - stuck-up snobs who look down on everyone else. She's "a little fat and a ginger?" Well, you're ugly on the inside and it sounds like you're the one with no soul. Get over yourself.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Cheerleader? The only people interested in cheerleaders, especially vain and vapid ones like yourself, are those whose internet history is full of cheerleader videos on PornHub. Get a goddamn personality, learn to be nice and respectful, then your world might change.
idragosani 17
I think you just answered your own question. Besides, gingers are hot.