Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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uprising_fml 0
so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?
HowAreYouToday 34
You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife
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Comments (232)
HowAreYouToday 34
You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife
808Boyo 4
At that crucial moment, you should walk away.
Quacki 0
Husband
m0tl3ycru3 0
^ i agree sounds like something a dude would suggest
HowAreYouToday 34
Yea. You're right. I just assumed because I figured a soon to be wife would have already expected that...
ihasbrains 10
OP is a woman. :O
urdirtyolduncle 15
Personally, hugs>kisses
lolman222 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Kiss is more intimate than a hug. Kiss has a much deeper meaning than a hug. You wouldn't make out with your family, would you? Disregard South's acceptance of marrying second cousins.
doctorwhogirl 0
I guess i'm the only one who thinks that would be soo cool- why not kiss then high five
atkir002 1
hey could be two women. and no man you never know lol.
torrance1221 4
fiancé (with one e) is male. fiancée is female. OP is female. so actually she has been bro-zoned by her future husband...
catafreakincombs 0
walk away
bubble25_fml 5
Hunny, ur hubby is Gary w/o the r...
kbtoyz69 9
Yo! that slampiece is a complainer he should tell her she can only leave the kitchen if she brings natty and a sandwich!
LivyGirl0611 9
48, shut up.
kbtoyz69 9
she's lucky the fellow brosef lets her out of the kitchen to attend her wedding I had my wife stay there and face time me MLIB
tylersign 11
65- I didn't know that! And I consider myself pretty good at the English language xD Thanks for that piece of info.
nalia18 8
Id tell him if were gonna high five at MY wedding then every time hed want some a high five would be all hed get
fudgenick 4
180 - fiancé is French, not the English language...
tylersign 11
Too bad it's used in English. I could say that a lot of our words are from Latin roots, that doesn't mean it isn't English. "Et Tu Brute" is French. But it's in the ENGLISH play "Julius Caesar".
riack 2
You guys should create some complex handshake for it. Or better yet, do the Fresh Prince handshake lol
lolman222 0
136 - unnecessary comment was unnecessary. Your probable thumbs down indicated that.
Max24KB 0
I'm pretty sure that's the firsttime someone has mentioned the fresh prince on fml haha
spazz666 18
Who mentioned the fresh prince?
jePomme 0
It's French originally, I'm pretty sure.
hsRoseTyler5 14
Considering fiancé is French....
ROKKASHIU 9
What about the fact that it literally says "fiancé"
uprising_fml 0
so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?
Naitsi 19
no
boofgall 16
That's a good point! Plus, I'd probably laugh if that happened to me. It shows a playful approach, and marriages need more fun in them to strive these days..
dumboears 8
30, don't get married.
dumboears 8
30, don't get married.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Naitsi you're such a Natsi
derpfest 0
68- I see what you did there...
Purpl3_Ninja 5
I think a high ten would be way more romantic...
tsim_fml 0
nah
McAninch35 9
Umm... Nope. High ten
carlosantana0219 2
A high ten and swooping your hands to each others butts. Then a big dirty open mouthed kiss.
KiddNYC1O 22
High 69 for the win.
graham11 14
56- umm I've never heard anyone call it a double high five. A double high five, technically, would result in a high five followed consecutively by a second high five. A high ten is when you give a high five with both hands simultaneously. If you want to get technical here...
graham11 14
115- this is a wedding..not some type of ****..
EmilyStrauch 8
You should do like a high ten, swing you arms down, and then have you both lean in for a kiss. That's cute!
jeshthefag 0
I so agree!! that would be adorable!
JessicaSavvyR 0
Aww c: agreed ! I wanna do that now
wriptidez 0
nope u guys will be united- calls for a kiss
mk58 31
Poor kittens... Being murdered for no good reason. *sobs*
braddah112233 1
Ur killing them all!!!!!!
graham11 14
I think every kitten in the world would be dead by now..
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
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Badab1ng 5
I think he should go for the boob grab and you should go for the crotch squeeze. It would be personal and semi-erotic.
Fruit_Dealer 9
I seriously wonder.. What kind of fruit you're on. You seem to be high all the time when you comment. But not weed-high. Something more intense, more radical, so I'm thinking maybe pineapples or something.
mk58 31
Pineapples take you high man, but mangoes are something else entirely. You should try it sometime.
L3g4lPl4typus 0
try some kiwis too. they'll take you on a wicked trip man
aceman1992 9
I agree, I once decided I was brave enough to try mangoe. Im still trying to figure out what city I'm in.
DKjazz 20
Chasing the dragonfruit.
Scrts 3
Husband should better do high eleven!
Metal_Chick 15
Two middle fingers in the air??
benderbot19 0
Not all of us were born deformed
Shleebs 12
I lol'd for real.
cparrenas 3
Maybe he wants something fun and memorable. Compromise and do both!
missL1z 5
You could give a high 10 then grab each other's hands bring it down to your sides and lean forward for a kiss! Win-win!
Eenonymous 1
CHEESY!!!
deviable 9
Nice job copying Emily.
beastmode21 0
what a fag
missL1z 5
Well, Emily's post weren't posted yet when I was writing mine so whatever.
beastmode21 0
even though yours is word for word the exact same thing. i doubt it