Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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Top comments
GaryMuzz 4
yes but don't forget who has the ring :-)
riceicle1 6
Well they weren't saying how unattractive you are but still fyl :/
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Comments (106)
theonlysweetpea 10
I'm with #8
Fatalally 4
I'm with 17.
smooshy_fml 0
I'm with 19
manzanita2121 6
I'm with # 72
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I'm with 74
T3P33_fml 0
I'm with 44.
sarapsosis 1
I'm with pedobears dad!!!
boone88 0
Does it really matter what they think?? Could you be overly sensitive to an innocent conversation?
IStoleTheCookies 16
it's not exactly a good start. They're not very welcoming and that is pretty rude.
sinnerg 0
women know! and why in the hell must they bring up the exs? it's obvious!
Dizz3499 0
:( That's unfortunate only because they all but ignored you. However, they did say ex-girlfriends, so maybe that's a compliment? IDK for sure though.
sgtrobswifey 0
That's when you get up, flash your ring in front of their faces, and tell them to not be so damn rude. Couple of damn snatches!
mintcar 10
Aw, I'm sure you're not /that/ ugly. :D
anonymous595 0
leave her alone I bet she alot prettier than u! ooh
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
ooooo
Autoshot 9
.. i doubt it
jess6blondie9 3
Says the person with no picture. Mintcar, your very pretty! Ignore them!
Autoshot 9
60 knows what's up.
jess6blondie9 3
Yes, yes I do.
sarapsosis 1
mmmhmm
BahahahLOL 0
Correct.
BahahahLOL 0
Correct.
BahahahLOL 0
Correct.
ohyess909 0
screw them did he stood up for you though??
Autoshot 9
Pfft lol, "did he stood up" hahaha. Seriously though, I have to laugh, otherwise I would cry at how dumb the world is getting.
Autoshot 9
Shame on me. ;(
leearm104 4
don't be such a buzz-kill, buzz-kill.
OMG_N3RD 0
Dont be a meanie!!!