Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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Top comments
GaryMuzz 4
yes but don't forget who has the ring :-)
riceicle1 6
Well they weren't saying how unattractive you are but still fyl :/
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Comments (106)
khaya 9
You are a evil potato indeed.
CDABXXX 5
i hate Combo Breakers
mike666 0
#43 well said.. and dont listen to them she can say they are better but there not they dont have a ring on there finger you do and be happy he chose you abd not some else abd at tge wedding dont invite her if she going to be lile this
EvilPotato 15
thanks guys I did that combo breaker for the team and to continue me evil potato duties
a_cassie 4
hahahahaha! ^
Jdgaf 3
This FML was pointless. No one really cares, and there are way worse problems out there
kinga08 0
And at what point did your fiance step in and tell them to SHUT THE **** UP and respect you as his FUTURE WIFE? I would not let my family talk like that in front of my boyfriend and vice versa. And if they kept going after asking them to stop, I would've gotten up and left.
a_traveler 5
Sounds like they don't care to be invited to the wedding to me. Your reception just got two people cheaper.
MsSoulReaper 27
And possibly how much of a bitch they might have been with their son. **** them, you have the ring. So they can suck it haha good luck on the marriage.
MsSoulReaper 27
And possibly how much of a bitch they might have been with their son. **** them, you have the ring. So they can suck it haha good luck on the marriage.