Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kick the bum out
Today, after spending money on all the furniture and decor in our apartment, paying rent every month from my bank account, paying for all the groceries, and paying for all the dog supplies, my fiance asked why I don't keep saving thousands of dollars every month, while he pays for none of it. FML
Get off your ass
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I wouldn't use $5,000 to build him a new gaming computer with my surrogate compensation, even though he basically refuses to get a job. FML
Gold digger
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Equality
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Leech
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Boozehounds
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Which side are you on?
Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Top comments
MissHeart 0
you deserve better :/
Sparkiee93 3
Don't put up with that shit OP, dump his lazy ass!
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Comments (433)
sandrop 0
k dump hes lazy fat ass u deserve way betta
jaime73 0
and your marrying the douche bag why??
Viking_Pillager 4
A complete asshole like that got her to say yes and I can't even pick the first chick!? FML
Sokks94 0
YDI. Why be a fiance to that shit?
deven329 1
how did he afford an engagement ring? or did he steal ur cash to buy it? what a loser why the **** are u with that redneck asshole?
KillaKamiHB 2
leave his ass
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
why are you ever out of the kitchen? loljk
TColby 12
Why would you date a guy who's never had a job? You should really tell him to get his ass out into the real world.
chikachikawahwah 0
I think you should take your opinion and shove it up your a**. First of all, you little rant has pretty much nothing to do with her situation. Secondly, nobody gives a shit when your brother got married. If you want to wait til you're thirty to get married, then good for you, but we seriously don't need (or want) to know about it.
jayAZ 3
selling dope can be a full time job!