Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my partner of 5 years broke up with me via text. We were talking about starting a family just last week. We have a foster puppy together and moved into a new house a month ago. FML
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AaronGuy 12
You need to call the police.
Briscuit 24
I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.
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Comments (99)
OkitaCockroach 19
Give him time. Saying goodbye to the dog might just be harder on him than saying goodbye to you. XD Or maybe he's just a huge dick. Either way, FYL, OP.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
God what a dick. Call the cops and get them to get your dog.
tony1891 22
hope you get the dog back.
Damien1398 4
Step 1: propose to some lady with a dog Step 2: leave here and keep the dog Step 3:??????? Step 4: Profit
hockeyoceancity 13
LMAO!!!! i don't care if i get thumbed down. That south park reference was perfect lmao good job!
DespairFaction 11
The dog days are over.
pogue36 5
Are sure it wasn't a dog that was you and yours fiancé's dog, that he bought?
forever_born 6
Obviously not. I'm pretty sure OP knows more about her life then you do.
moonfull101 13
Stole what was stolen from you.
Enslaved 38
Elle Woods could help.
PROdigy81 4
I feel like this might've been both your dog, he claimed ownership, and you just miss it If this isn't the case, go get your dog back The police won't do anything, like 12 said its a personal issue, so it would be up to you to save your pooch
WOGBRO 6
Lol go to some animal saving people I'm sure they would help.
HairyPunisher 27
Animal saving people?
A7XCamaro 19
28, the only thing the shirt in your profile picture needs is "P.S. Try harder next time."