Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my partner of 5 years broke up with me via text. We were talking about starting a family just last week. We have a foster puppy together and moved into a new house a month ago. FML
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AaronGuy 12
You need to call the police.
Briscuit 24
I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.
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thatoneguy79 10
Doggonit, Lassie, are you going to sit for this treatment? Obviously calling him is not working so you may need to go over in person to fetch your pooch, assuming he is just being a bitch and keeping Rin Tin Tin because you want him back. Being adults, I'm sure the two of you can reach a mutual understanding. Or maybe, faced with actual conversation, he will roll over and play dead for you. Best of luck
mickiethec 2
I'm so sorry that's awful, I don't know what I would do but I think you should pull a Legally Blonde 2 and get your dog back, good luck!
RogueWarrior869 23
And now would the time to bring in the cops. He has it coming.
Shadow_Kinky 6
what a dick break that door down get that dog!!
mecca512 4
!NO DOG FOR YOU!
sissors1234 4
Well did u buy the dog together?
funnytruth 0
That sucks call the police ;)
seers 12
I'd want the dog back too! Especially if he's going to play childish games and not be a civil human being.
EmmyGirl1426 0
sick him dog sick him!
Shade1982 21
Are you ******* serious? Since when does breaking up with someone for whatever reason (they could be perfectly valid reason, you don't even know), validate thievery??