Yohm
France
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mooseknuckle
United States
Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
armenta427
United States
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Stargirl
Modesto, United States
Today, in an attempt to support and encourage my efforts in getting a new job, my boyfriend said, "Imagine having triple what's in your bank account right now!" Triple what's in my bank account right now would be exactly $38.94. FML
Maleficia
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Anonymous
Meritocracy, amirite?
Today, I worked for 4 hours and made $28.00. I have $1500 of bills coming due soon. FML
Kilamo
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Micawber
Denmark
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Top comments
riack 2
yeah 800 of your mom and dads money. nothing to brag about
shurman52 0
I actually didn't laugh on this one. It's not funny. it's depressing. I'm truly sorry. Hopefully you'll run into some good fortune soon.
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Comments (62)
alwaysalady 0
I've had one cent in my bank account.
annemarte 4
....well, think about how happy you'll be on your millionth birthday!
ViQValentine 3
49- Cute :3 lolz. But for a million-year-old person, $10,000 isn't that much :o
doggypoop9496 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sucks lol im 14with 800$:)
riack 2
yeah 800 of your mom and dads money. nothing to brag about
DaveP 0
but the guy in the FML can't get a job
cars819 0
13 with 5,000 xD and no. this money isn't from my parents.
missonedirection 6
whoa, we got a badass over here :3
dhbeaver 9
15 with somewhere around $80. My boss owes me over $1500.
Nederlander95 14
Where'd you get it from then?
9echo 17
He flashes at his school like that other girl on FML, except this guy charges people.
twhitenight123 16
Please explain how you got it then.
EdiciusYoko 0
That sucks so much... but I laughed so hard...
shurman52 0
I actually didn't laugh on this one. It's not funny. it's depressing. I'm truly sorry. Hopefully you'll run into some good fortune soon.
Water_fml 0
I agree with #9, times are tough these days. I hope your luck changes.
Tank55 0
fyl sir
PKYAZ 0
I say u get ur ass moved and fid a ******* job am 15 and I dont get allowance I work for my money and I ******* love it =)
CinderBrick 13
You don't have to pay for rent, food, gasoline, heating, internet, cooling, natural gas, water or electricity. I bet you couldn't do that.
9echo 17
As much as I hate to make one of those "I agree posts"... I totally agree with ya, #60. Lol. #12, grow up and stop acting like you're fully supporting yourself with your own job when you're really just living off your parents. Get ready for the real world, bud. :P
sam34_fml 0
4 words: your life is ******
Dimaranien 1
hooray?
pgray18 0
n ur wasting ur time on fml? wow.. loser
ViQValentine 3
Then wouldn't that make you a loser as well?
9echo 17
#15 is implying that OP should be out making money instead of sitting on the internet posting about his problems. I don't know OP's circumstances, but if he's in that bad of a financial position he should stop paying for the internet service he's using.