Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Sorry father…
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
That bastard!
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Pleonasm 36
From Homecoming to Homecumming.
tipsy2013 24
what a dick move.
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Comments (143)
raininginseattle 9
Would have been worst if your friend recognized the picture
OzzMonster 10
Is this a bad time to mention that if it were not for that penis, you would not be on this forsaken planet?
cabbagehead1 1
accidentally?
jjtwins22 5
FYL. No one wants to see that...
BrandiLush 31
Someone did at one point and that is why OP is here to tell us this story.
Ksweety_fml 27
Wow..... that image going to stick with you forever.
Ins0mau 20
You reckon it was THAT good?!
babeababe 16
You sure it was an accident?
nattlecakes 19
I am sorry that you will now have to live with that image for life. My prayers are with you.
peacejunior 12
How did you know it was his penis?
abeg157 14
I hope it wasn't too long and hard for you and your friend to get over.
martin8337 36
whoops!