Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Pleonasm 36
From Homecoming to Homecumming.
tipsy2013 24
what a dick move.
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Comments (143)
Blink_me26 21
The username made me think this FML would be something entirely different.
emmybabe987 10
don't try and be an asshole if you don't even know that he was actually making a pun and not correcting anything grammatical.
NekoBro 4
I feel so bad for you. My dad constantly talks about that stuff.
imchacon22 19
Did not see that coming
cookiebaby1135 6
Question is, did you like what you saw? xD
plarue15 3
You dont have to be a dick about it.
jsc9306 14
I try not to look when people are scrolling through their pictures- stuff like this happens all the time. I had the same thing happen to me- but it was a customer... Icky!
Infinity1337 11
Awkwarrrdddddd
larryb1986 9
I'll bet he nailed your friend later that night
Eminemfan7 6
Haha
YOLO_SWAG_2013 3
My friend and i*