Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Pleonasm 36
From Homecoming to Homecumming.
tipsy2013 24
what a dick move.
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Comments (143)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Wowww.......you and your friend going to have mental scars for the rest of your lives.
EvilLittleMan 23
For the sake of his ego, I hope the temperature wasn't cold when the dick pic was taking.
mustabee 5
cold or not, the dad is asian
Faff 20
really? that's your first thought?
Jazmine453 8
That's going to be hard to explain to your friend.
noobienick 19
Was that a pun?
nickn426 14
Damn that sucks OP, but hey at least you have pictures for homecoming!
perdix 31
Hopefully, you convinced your friend that was a picture of your weird uncle Ned that your family doesn't talk about.
Adree 15
Well...
graceinsheepwear 34
As a sexually open woman, i have talked with many other women and it is very rare to find a woman who likes a close-up dick pic. Dicks are divine, but in context. Photographed as "parts" they aren't that appetizing. And guys, if you are talking to "a woman" online who asks for a pic of your junk, you are probably being catfished.
MasqueradePrince 25
Appetizing? That's odd, I like pictures for pictures
Enslaved 38
Hmmm I've had a few guys that were all too eager to send me pictures of their penises. Perhaps it stems from their Kindergarten days of "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? :P
graceinsheepwear 34
34, the multitrillion-dollar industry of advertising would suggest that your comment is probably written, as a teenage boy, mostly to give me a hard time.
BrandiLush 31
I like close up pictures of dicks. Not all women dislike them.
Rainhawk94 27
#68 well do i have something for you
LanceGoodthrust 19
Who takes pictures of their daughter and friend "getting ready" for homecoming? That, in itself, sounds creepy. Methinks the penis show was intentional, aimed at your friend. You were just caught in "friendly fire," as it were.
graceinsheepwear 34
Every family I know takes pics at home before prom, now and back when I went in 1976. They weren't digital in those days though. We carved then into the walls of our cave and used berries for color.
LanceGoodthrust 19
Yes, I understand the tradition of taking pictures at home - of the girl/guy all dressed up and ready to go. I have never in my life heard of someone documenting the "getting ready" portion of the night, though... Being dressed already and ready to go isn't how I read this FML, it sounded more like he was taking pics of them getting made up, etc.
LanaViolin 10
*My friend and I
blonde87 2
The OP had it right actually, it should be "my friend and me". The easiest way to figure out which way it should be worded is to drop the "my friend" part. Saying "my father was taking pictures of me", makes sense... saying "my father was taking pictures of I", doesn't.
ahsanmasood 4
lol really now? really?
yukumariooo 11
Don't try to be a grammar nazi if you don't even know what proper grammar is.
graceinsheepwear 34
My point in my prior comment not meant to apply to the daughter, but to why do men take these pics to begin with.
buckdharma 38
31- Maybe this is too large a problem for you to swallow.
showmeyourears 19
Because some women like their man's dick :P
graceinsheepwear 34
I love my man's dick, so choke on that! Just saying I and many women I have spoken with prefer a pic with the man attached, not disembodied parts in the frame.
showmeyourears 19
Well between the two, I prefer the whole body too, but I don't mind if it's just the dick. I find it to be an attractive part even on its own.