What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Lisa
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
United States
Coming through!
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
RiceCrispyTreats
Pelham, United States
Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Top comments
lorraineald 7
He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.
agentaquamarine 4
To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.
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Comments (95)
150493x 29
Maybe it's for somebody else and he hasn't got it to them yet. Would be interesting to see the follow up to this, OP!
supernaturalcat 12
Maybe we're thinking about this the wrong way. I agree with #19. You don't need a lawn if you're George Jones. Maybe he just needs something to drive to the bar?
sparkrok 8
Good ole George. Don't get no better than that.
sscookie 13
well thats confusing... follow up plz!
Drifting 21
I don't get how these type of FML even get published...how is this an FML? So what your dad wasted his money not yours....who gives a fuc*
Tom267 4
Not to try to justify buying a lawn mower without a lawn but, i assume you didn't pay for it, so why do you care how your dad spends his money? Please elaborate.
Ranimal 12
So freaking random. The ****.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
He just has foresight. Foresight that rideable lawn mowers will be getting exclusive lanes on major motorways. Well, you might have to share it with electric wheelchairs and golf buggies.
OscarDV 8
Why are you crying about it? Unless it came out of your pocket this shouldn't be an FML. Oh no, my dad bought something else FML.
Michael903 18
Maybe his new house does have a lawn...but you're leaving out the most important detail. Is it a zero turn radius mower? I'd buy one just to sit and spin!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
you better redneckognize!