Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
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cheerupsookylala 7
where for art thou Romeo!
ruben_A_ruiz 0
I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty
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cheerupsookylala 7
where for art thou Romeo!
barniclest 0
damn wanted to post that :(
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
sucks to be ugly
fluffyzoe64 2
It's a play, they know they're acting, right? No justification in leaving.
barniclest 0
#18 yeah there is if she ugly a fatty or both!
kill3rs 0
rofl
JordonMurray 0
#16 and #20- lmao to both replys!!!
spanelli 16
1- Actually, "wherefore art thou Romeo?" means,"Why are you Romeo?" (or something close to that). Since, Juliet is a Capulet and Romeo is a Montegue(sp?). She is not asking where he is. No worries though, a lot of people make that mistake.
catnip216 0
I was going to mention the same thing, "wherefore" = "why". In other words, "Why are you Romeo *Montegue*? Couldn't you have been from any other family?"
diskdude13 0
I'm pretty sure that means why are you Romeo or something like that.....
dudeitsdanny 10
^Ditto. Call me a nerd, but it bugs the **** out of me when people use it incorrectly. But if I say "wherefore" to someone, and they respond correctly, we can be bestfriends. English nerd for life.
aardvarkish 17
45, correct. "Wherefore" is the question. "Therefore" is the answer.
11colio11 4
ужжаззухјлд
breakofdawn1 0
who cares ??????
ishatmyselfonce 0
^well you're from Russia so obviously you won't coz you know, everythings backwards there :L
instnt1nfction 17
that's soviet Russia
rallets 23
wow, way to shit all over #1's comment
AsianCookie247 14
^ exactly what I was thinking.
missory_missouri 0
#1 said 'where for' not 'wherefore'..'Twas a pun. (For me it was anyway.)
impatientsnake 4
lol that retard
stewpididiot 11
MOOOO !!!!!!
ugwmii 0
noons. everyone knows it's "whatever are for thou thee lunch"
needsagf14 12
actually "wherefore" means "why"
needsagf14 12
my only love came from my only hate
needsagf14 12
damn I'm late
jose190617 0
I have to read the play it's so boring we just started act 4
gab_metal 3
Regardless of whether or not he knows exactly what 'wherefore' means - it's still funny.
izzy21_fml 0
now are you fat?
spanelli 16
155- Since "wherefore" was used incorrectly, it really wasn't that funny. Unless you didn't know what "wherefore" meant, I suppose.
IDGAF15 0
'wherefore art thou romeo' means ' why are you romeo?' just thought you know..
datguyuno 5
U idiot that mean why are you Romeo in shakespearian
ergo_fml 13
You guys are all pretentious idiots, it was obviously a joke.
MzKylz 0
oh that sucks.
CrazyDutch 0
you suck
HappyCynic 0
we suck?
TheKingofdaNerds 0
Everyone sucks!
EatnBeef 7
I'm not allowe to suck
ImmortalKratos 0
no just you
KZN02 18
Could it be a coincidence?
ghostychi 9
that sucks. maybe they all got nervous and scared of you
Ranimal 12
Maybe it wasn't a problem with you, something may have came up. Or maybe it was, I'm not too sure.
xoxchelaxox08 17
Yay! It's nice to see nice comments. :)
chrisssyx3 0
agreeed. ^
ruben_A_ruiz 0
I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty
L3Paparazzo 7
lolzzzzz apparently not :P
iSitt 0
maybe they can't descriminate based on looks
guckylynn 19
Maybe the girl is just really bitchy or rude or something
Kallik 0
lol I actually find that pretty funny :P
TheNewGuy03 29
cue ridiculously fat news anchors who take up all the entire screen when pointing out weather patterns. everyone wants to be politically correct these days. whatever. i'm not dissing fat people -- i'm just saying you can't please everyone. some roles just shouldn't be played by certain people. |the kid|
rallets 23
does this guy have to leave a signature on EVERY comment? and if so, why isnt it TheNewGuy03?
deafeningsilence 8
Rallets, chill. He's not hurting anyone with the few extra characters.
sirdolittle 0
Must be bad breath !!!
madibby298322 0
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Queue*
ArTic_CRIMSoN 11
"I wanna show you all my wares"
Alleged_Cranium 7
Maybe you need to shave?
WtFiMdAdDy 0
lmao! nice.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lmao haha
missory_missouri 0
Shave what? Her man-parts? O.O
Jizwold 0
her face
AsianCookie247 14
your face!
Truth_Nazi 0
She could have been confused with benvolio
ugwmii 0
that's heartless
jonverdevex 0
sucks to be you.sounds like you would have had a better chance trying out for Romeo
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
lmao, that picture is my iPod's wallpaper XD
KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
Haha
Happygofucky 0
Oh dear, that's not good. Maybe you can step aside and be a tree in the play instead!
BayBeezy 0
good one!