Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
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12596 0
this looks like Justin biebers future FML
stealthkitten 3
haha family fail
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Ranimal 12
Uhmmm maybe you do have a puberty issue?
gusgus36 5
well that's awkward... but why are they holding a meeting geez....if you haven't hit puberty at 21 I don't think that it's something your family can fix lol
Currentlyonfire 4
hey babe. maybe you can help this poor sap of a man hit puberty for me. if ya know what I mean *wink*. how does $1000 sound?
ssalama04 0
you should have more respect for women 17
InDenial 6
Look, anyone who tries to hook up with girls on a site about other people, they must be pretty desperate. Or maybe just a nerd freak.
Glenn_Coco 0
Or lonely with only a hand to pleasure them. A hand that can't take anymore damage. lol
Currentlyonfire 4
to the gym and man up FFS. take roofs and drink straight everclear. then become a lumberjack.
dudeitsdanny 10
So you're an older version of Justin Bieber. Learn to sing it and milk it until you turn into Aaron Carter. If you're a woman.. Well.. Go see a gynecologist if the problem is a delayed period. Thats probably bad. If its lack of breasts.. Pretend to be a teenage boy and milk it until they come in.
FYLDeep 26
What's there to milk with pretending to be a teenage boy if you're a girl?
dudeitsdanny 10
Oh, I meant it in the same way as Justin Bieber. Shoulda specified =)
Yoghurt28 0
Making fun of JB much? Why? I mean you clearly have no reason.. Like are you perfect? I don't think so.. and just saying I'm not a fan of him..
FYLDeep 26
He's suggesting that the OP make millions of dollars. How does that make fun of Bieber? I mean Bieber has successfully taken nothing (a total lack of talent), and turned it into something (millions of dollars). That's genius!
Yoghurt28 0
Just saying I was talking to you. But you're right Justin makes millions of dollars even if he's not that good at singing. :) it's cuz of his looks and his nice personality and not making fun of people he doesn't know ;)
knoll4007 3
his looks?! his ******* looks?! you DO NOT TALK BOUT JUSTIN BIEBER's looks when he looks like someone from HELL
chloec16 0
hahaha ^ this made my day.
hahaalolz 0
I think 44 is jealous
carlomanden 5
oh and i think jb sucks
dudeitsdanny 10
I think Aaron Carter should be more offended by my post that Justin Bieber. But, geez, talk about fan girls. I hate to break it to ya, but I'm sure he does make fun of people he doesn't know. I guarantee it. Also, what's there to be jealous of? Ten year old fan girls?(my cousin's facebook and room are a shrine..) I don't even want the older fan girls. When I was 16, I saw a few pictures of me on a stranger's locker and her friend told me her room looked similar: That's enough to never wanna be famous. Of his music? Nawh. Go to myspace.com/danielgarciaoriginals I don't want his fame, I wanna go to law school. Just cause i'm not famous doesn't mean I'm not following my dreams. I feel pretty sorry for the guy in some aspects, actually. I'd rather have my privacy(I don't like too much attention..), college, and my perfect girlfriend(even having networking accounts gets me unwanted fan girls). But don't get me wrong.. I hate his music completely: But I respect that he's(probably) doing what he's dreamed of and making something of himself.
zombieglamour_fml 0
maybe he's the antichrist :o
crazyburrito 0
lol
ermkrmr 0
44, you are the EXACT same as all the boys at my school, they just go on and on about how ugly he is, but the truth, your jelloys cuz all the girls are falling for JB. I
ermkrmr 0
btw I hate his music and personality and voice... but his looks aren't bad
sarah48_fml 0
or an egg..
CallMeHush 1
Oh shit! They found the face you put on your "happy sock".
77taylah33 0
lol^^^^^
77taylah33 0
how is this FML intimacy?
wouter320 0
That sucks ass
mrahhhhh 21
Sorry OP, that sucks. On a side note, why the hell did you put this in "Intimacy"? Unless your family discovered this while walking in on you... oh Lord. Now THAT would be an FML.