Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Dirty minds make the world go 'round.
FYLDeep 26
I can picture it now... *cut to the stage* "True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall." "That's what she said!!"
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Comments (78)
RebekahBrooke 9
wow. play ruined. -___- I would be pissed.
KiddNYC1O 22
I second that, 15.
BaconDave 12
I'd be plugging my nose, containing my laughter.
eurekaroy 6
"Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" And that's what she said. Really she did....
perdix 31
Sounds a lot funnier than trying to listen to a bunch of high-school kids stumble and flumfer through 400-year-old Elizabethan English. If you yelled out, "That's my aunt!" you'd get more applause than during your curtain call from your cheesy awkward performance.
leadman1989 16
If this is how she acts at your play then how's she gonna manage at your wedding with an open bar? She won't that's how... am I invited? ;p
Chigagigaroo 0
How old is your aunt?
dreamering 16
14
champjb 0
Might i compare you to a shitfaced aunt in her nieces play
EMTPirate 0
My naked weapon is out, quarrel I will back thee.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If that was me at the stage and some random ******** did that after every line I spoke, I'd do what bugs bunny would do, shoot the person.
rocker135 0
Thats what he said(literally)
Deeznutzhairy 7
Who is ‘she’?!