Today, I have a dilemma. I was really upset when Charlie Kirk was shot, and yelled at people who made fun of his death. However, I find the Kirkification memes edgy and funny, but I can't take part because I would be called out for being a hypocrite or worse. I don't want to get kirked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer got pissed off and called me a "libtard" simply because I admitted that I had absolutely no clue who Charlie Kirk was, but I'm the one in trouble for telling him to GTFO because I don't take crap from people. FML
Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML
Today, I lost half my friends and was kicked out of my Star Wars club, all because I said that The Acolyte is unwatchable trash. Apparently that makes me "an alt-right Trump-humper." Whatever that means. FML
Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, my class had a meeting with a representative of our state, encouraging us to "attempt to politely engage with people who disagree with you." Not even an hour later, I saw an image on social media comparing a prominent political figure to Satan. How the fuck am I supposed to engage with someone like that? FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, I donated money to a gaming streamer I like(d) who's been struggling. He later yelled at me and timed me out for "derailing the stream" with "dumb" questions. Then I found out a troll community that follows him doxxed me, and people are dunking on me and calling me "retarded" on social media for donating. FML
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JuneBleeds4 20
Charlie who?
Vexillum 5
No one likes a fairweather friend. Be true to yourself and laugh. Finding memes funny isn't the same thing as condoning the act itself. We Americans constantly make 9/11 jokes and JFK/Abe Lincoln assassination jokes without justifying violence. Don't see why Kirk would be an exception to this.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
The hell kind of comment is this? A man was murdered. Whether you were on his side or not show some damn compassion. And don't use his name to mean "shot".
JuneBleeds4 20
Charlie who?
Vexillum 5
No one likes a fairweather friend. Be true to yourself and laugh. Finding memes funny isn't the same thing as condoning the act itself. We Americans constantly make 9/11 jokes and JFK/Abe Lincoln assassination jokes without justifying violence. Don't see why Kirk would be an exception to this.