Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Llamassss 21
Chicks before dicks.
snakerake 10
At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"
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Comments (107)
BrianAlarcon 0
That sucks
saIty 17
Uh oh, who knows what your ex and sis will talk about. Perhaps the size of your shamang-o-tang?
BellaBelle_fml 23
Why would OP's sister want to discuss her own brother's penis?
djgomezzi9331 0
To laugh at it? Lol
fatgirllovesfml 0
You sick basterd.
youcantwin 8
Awkward...
ceddyz17 10
just sounds like ww3 in the making
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't know about that but MW3 is already made and coming out soon.
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn Battlefield fans are everywhere...
Freeze_fml 17
BF > COD.
pixelebrate 0
Freeze, I agree with you. PSN or 360?
Freeze_fml 17
You've got a loyal sister.
ErinLacy 0
Talk about awkward as fuckkkkkk.
SilentTreatment 7
Did you at least it one more time before she bounced??
mom2pen 4
Just say, " I'm outta here, got a date!" make em wonder...
xxMR_SPARKLExx 1
oh yeah that happened to me !!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Did she still break up with you??
False_Stupidity 42
Given that OP refers to her as his EX, I thought that was pretty obvious...
rattusrattus 19
That +1 thumb up was me. It was an accident, which I am going to blame on your stupidity. I meant to hit the +1 on the replier. Unfortunatly I am unable to retract it. Cupcakes, anyone?