Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Llamassss 21
Chicks before dicks.
snakerake 10
At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"
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Comments (107)
Monkeysmommy1 0
She was actually using you to get to your sister. That slutty lesbian.
swinglifeaway123 8
That sucks. D:
Dcm210 19
if possible,put holes in your ex's condms
maphineRAWRS 10
Probably just as awkward for you as it is for her, .. haha
TheTehOhPeh 4
I'm sorry OP. Is it because her best friend is in love with you?
gatorkiss 0
She finally can now sleep over at your house. How many times did that happen before? I am guessing zero. Take advantage of it and try to tap it.
daemonmatrix 8
She's dating your sister.
Cheylea 10
Well, considering I do the same to my ex-boyfriend (only with his mom instead of sister) I can't really say anything.... Good luck & I hope it works out for ya (:
steelman112 1
You sound like a real ******* winner.
benniful 0
Bitch!
steelman112 1
So make her jealous. Call up one of your friends with benefits invite her over and bang the shit out of her.
rarememory 7
Invite another chick over and keep her in your room the while time lol she'll be mad. Learn how to fight fire with fire