Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
creepers gonna creep.
Shootamonkey3 0
You must have some nice ****.
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Comments (309)
scrabblethedog 15
Gross. I wonder what your other half would think of this. I however think it's gross but hilarious unlucky for you!!!
Maxx_Ransome 6
elbow him right in the face
Sonotsuave 37
God I’m sorry that’s awk. I would keep away from his as best you can, tell your husband, and then see if y’all can confront him because that’s inappropriate, uncomfortable and unacceptable