Where to start?

Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML

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Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

Oh no…

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML