Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
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Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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Comments (537)
smileydancer92 2
omg poor baby he must have been a teacup. I'm so sorry.
ShalynnDawn 0
small dog?
zebby33 1
get a real dog... not a rat
Teufel21 0
That's why little dogs are ******* stupid
cboy2000 2
was it a bog ,small dog or both
Kempa_fml 0
Shoot that good damn owl
psychodude8 4
hahahahahaha jacked yo shit
Owl57 0
Sorry bout that
ilovemybonbom 0
I'm sorry )':
xVioletDescentx 6
That really sucks and I'm sorry that it happened! But maybe you're dog should have been on a leash.