hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
kiwibox
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
PerfectTiming
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Eindhoven, Netherlands
Spinning out
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
new dog
Gaithersburg, United States
Best foot forward
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
aaalias34
United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
morphea
Chantepie, France
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
anonymous
Rock Hill, United States
Spray it loud
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Username
United States
Well played, you mutt
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!
gc327072 31
Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!
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Comments (58)
jrock9093 18
That is nasty you need to bring your pup to obedience school but it is funny lol
datine22 7
Eww lol
happyfingers 15
I feel for you. I have four dogs and they definitely like to push the boundaries sometimes. Hopefully you can stop your dog soon. Cuz my dogs have woken me up to the around of them vomiting or having diarrhea in my bed or I'll wake up from sticking my leg or foot in it and even I still think that's gross. -___-
graceinsheepwear 34
I don't understand how vomiting and diarrhea are considered pushing boundaries. Those are unintended and just as surprising to the dog as to the owner.
jsgervais84_fml 12
take her to the vet for an exam is this happens frequently. Dogs only wipe their butt if something itches, like parasites.
shy_and_bubbly 6
Well I guess shit happens?
giraffelovergirl 19
That's crappy.
repKyle95 24
Someone I know has the same problem with his spitting cobra, who "paints" his crap all over his cage. Count yourself lucky that your dog isn't venomous! :p
jman26 11
This is why some dogs belong outside..
taziiscool 5
Aw, shit. Sorry you had to have so much crap unloaded on you. But I guess since it's your dog it's your 'doody' to clean it off the walls.
tehdarkness 21
Love the username!
liammcgurl 8
I didn't sign up yet so I thought something involving poo would be appropriate