Today, I told my husband to stop his friendship with our neighbor’s 17 year-old daughter. They claim they just play video games together, but lately he’s been uninterested in sex and barely shows me any affection. He vehemently said, “It’s not like we’re fucking or anything! Chill!” and stormed out of the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arguing with my husband about a girl. Ever since he met this person, he’s been neglecting our marriage. He says they’re just friends. I forcefully grabbed his phone, blocked all her socials, and deleted her number. He got so mad that he said he wanted a divorce and stormed out of our house. FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
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Hangryko 32
He's grooming her. When she's of age, he'll divorce you and get with her - if he isn't already. There is no reason a grown man should be hanging out with a 17-year-old girl who isn't a relative. Call CPS and your divorce lawyer.
ryan4723 24
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ryan4723 24
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Yudith 28
Time to keep the marital counselor on speed dial.
Hangryko 32
@Yudith - Nah, the divorce lawyer and CPS.
Hangryko 32
He's grooming her. When she's of age, he'll divorce you and get with her - if he isn't already. There is no reason a grown man should be hanging out with a 17-year-old girl who isn't a relative. Call CPS and your divorce lawyer.
wrecklesswfire 3
unless your husband is like 18 (which is a whole other situation) it’s more than a little weird for a grown man to hangout with a 17 year old girl. I would absolutely be concerned
Brightside86 31
Doesn't look good, but being told who you can be friends with and then also having your integrity questioned would probably have elicited an emotional response regardless of the situation.
Hangryko 32
@Brightside86 - Nobody cares about this groomer's feelings. OP had every right to question him; his behaviour and reactions are suspicious enough to trigger an investigation.
FluffythePink 23
The sentence "I WILL divorce you for being a ******* pervert if you don't stop acting like one." Really needs to be said here.
d j mom 9
one of my favorite sayings is 'common sense is a flower that does not grow in every garden'.
nkunzi 4
Where’s the girl’s father when you need him
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah.... major red flags. And I would say the same thing if the genders were reversed. A grown adult hanging out with a 17-year-old so frequently is cause for concern.
jlc82 14
physically hanging out equals gross and disturbing online gaming hanging out equals congrats! one down and only a million plus all over the world to go