Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
halcyon93 16
Maybe you can go to your local library or somewhere else with free wifi and send it there? And yeah, your roommate doesn't sound like a very nice person. Even though it came with this unpleasant consequence, be glad you're shot of her (hopefully).
bunnyfish 27
I hope she was at least paying for the wifi didn't just steal it.
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halcyon93 16
Maybe you can go to your local library or somewhere else with free wifi and send it there? And yeah, your roommate doesn't sound like a very nice person. Even though it came with this unpleasant consequence, be glad you're shot of her (hopefully).
Konarika 11
Libraries have wifi? The one in my town certainly doesn't...
Konarika 11
Libraries have wifi? The one in my town certainly doesn't...
PotterHead_DH 26
If you still have the service at your house you just need to buy a new modem and it'll work (at least that's how it is in my area, sorry if that's not the case with you)... meanwhile you can go to the library like #1 suggested and finish your assignment there.
bunnyfish 27
I hope she was at least paying for the wifi didn't just steal it.
Its_Sinon 15
This question must me answered
ribx 16
Probably best to do the assignment before watching the show.... But yeah, dick roommate
Kiernan151 25
Unless OP was taking a break from working on the assignment if she had been working hard for a while, or if op was working on it and was just watching the show as background noise.
disasterlydeed 26
Considering it's Monday where I'm at, I hope you were able to get your assignment done somehow! Also, just be glad you don't have to deal with her anymore.
hershelLayton 13
It's alright. I know it sucks to have her do that, but the permanent joy of that douche being gone is worth more than paying a couple of bucks for an internet router
Fairyjoshy 13
There is no router in existence that is a "couple of bucks".
nickie_94 18
That's the definition of petty. Did all of you share the internet and cable bill? If so, that's unacceptable.
Silentshdw13 22
Unless you have a 24 hour library available, what are you waiting for? Run and go tackle that rude, crazy person and take back your much needed wifi!
FelicityWishes 32
Ouch, that's low. I would go to one of those Internet cafe things or something and submit it.
TheCurvyGamer 17
Treat her measure for measure by murdering her family.