Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
halcyon93 16
Maybe you can go to your local library or somewhere else with free wifi and send it there? And yeah, your roommate doesn't sound like a very nice person. Even though it came with this unpleasant consequence, be glad you're shot of her (hopefully).
bunnyfish 27
I hope she was at least paying for the wifi didn't just steal it.
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Comments (68)
cmog3 12
You shouldn't have waited until last minute to do the assignment. FYL
worthypegram1 13
Well you shouldn't wait until the last minute to do your assignements
rabbi1010 29
if she bought the modem then its hers to take. however, yeah it was a dick move to just disconnect it without saying a word. fyl. go to a coffee shop with wifi.
Paws_Cat 29
Well, you obviously used something to post this to the Internet... Why not just use that?
gopi_fml 23
bitch plz. my ex roommate took off with my laptop and shoes right before my final exam
brendejafulable 41
uh library. and fml suddenly fades...
thatnewgirl 16
you do know FML is internet based and you can't post unless you have internet...
Toksik_Kid 14
Better hit up Starbucks
The_Sadist 13
See...am I the only one wondering if there was an issue, and the roommate was one in the right, while OP was being the dick? There's so little info here, I could easily see it as what if roommate was paying for everything and not being reimbursed so she finally left? If it was her router it's her property. Based on this I wonder if roommate was being ignored so she took off. Or maybe she did say something and was summarily ignored until it was too late?
WiiperWapper 12
Who's the owner of the wifi/modem? If she's not the owner, then she violated section 322 of the Criminal Code of Canada. (I'm saying this due to the location given: Quebec) So you can report her to your local authorities if she's not the owner of the wifi/modem.