Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I asked my dentist to have a look at the tiny crack his colleague repaired a few years ago, because it’s giving me trouble again. He looked in my mouth, took an X-ray, and could find neither the crack, nor the corresponding filling. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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dandelion0_o 5
Maybe you need a new dentist?
FMLshark 12
Clean it up with Orbit!
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Comments (76)
IneffableLullaby 13
My question is, if you saw him do it, why'd you allow him to place it back into your mouth without washing it off first? This isn't a YDI, but I believe you could've done more in the situation. Just saiyan.
MissSmartenup 4
As long as he followed the 5 seconds rule ;)
kalbrek009 20
Dah fuq? New dentist!
Metallica36176 16
OSHA?
onorexveritas 24
lmao at the orbit guy
nickkmason 2
Why would you let her ? Aha that sucks tho
SeeNote 1
Makes me shiver. Absolutely disgusting
kaeliegh 1
Gross!! You should've waited for him to get real close then coughed in his face lol
krs7g4 8
Ok, so I see how this is unprofessional and pretty gross, but... What is everyone's deal about hair? It's beautiful on a person's head, fine on a person's arms, not so desirable on a man's chest, and now any type of pubic hair is appalling. What the hell? In the last few years women are just hairless and men are swiftly catching up. I just don't get it! I like to see a healthy bit of hair around a mans genitalia. A little chest hair never hurt anyone! And maybe trimming/cleaning up the bush, but no Brazilian. Razor burn on your vag really sucks. It makes sex really uncomfortable. And it itches like hell 2 days into the inevitable grow-back! Seriously, who wants to **** someone that looks like an 8 year old naked? That's what is gross.
leahmae88 7
Hahaha! What a classy place.