Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I asked my dentist to have a look at the tiny crack his colleague repaired a few years ago, because it’s giving me trouble again. He looked in my mouth, took an X-ray, and could find neither the crack, nor the corresponding filling. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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dandelion0_o 5
Maybe you need a new dentist?
FMLshark 12
Clean it up with Orbit!
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Comments (76)
chriscrossedya 4
eh a little hair in your mouth puts hair on your chest...errr wait
hotshot2626 9
5 second rule doesn't really apply there...
hotshot2626 9
Touche number 11, touche.
benmec 18
Yuk. I would wait until he takes his mouth guard off, then "accidentally" sneeze on his face! How 'bout them apples!? Ha ha!!!
SwaggCapone 11
bite his finger when he went to put it in?
Tektite 14
You should have turned your head away or something OP! Just thinking about it grosses me out, I wouldn't have been able to sit calmly. D:
BlasianGirl 2
This is probably the same dentist that did a root canal on the wrong tooth on a different FML.
AwsumShyGuy 12
and the one that sneezed into that guys mouth in that other FML
emo666_ 0
I hope you spit it back out!
cheshireau 26
And I hope you spat it back out at him.
RentaName 15
It's time to find a new dentist. You shouldn't have allowed him to put it in your mouth before cleaning it.
Missusluv313 9
I don't understand why you let him put it back in your mouth. I would have smacked his damn hand away. I can only imagine how many times he has dropped something in the past and just picked it up.