Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...
california283 6
a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..
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Comments (361)
caelduau 1
that is an aweeesoooomeeee revenge!!!!
TheB0a 5
If I had a daughter and she pulled that shit with me, to the curve.
horneyhic 15
the saying is curb not curve
Rainbow_Crash 11
She's grown enough to have sex, much less, in your home, she's grown enough to find her own ******* place. She wants to be an adult, treat her like one, and kick her ass out.
loooooooooool_fml 1
Hasn't this already been repeated enough? The kid isn't ready for an independent life, because her parents didn't raise her like that, and kicking her out when she's not even ready for a lifestyle like that will probably only make her life worse (as in she might get into drugs, prostitution if she's strapped for cash etc).
gquidera 0
you should show her how many doors you have in your house so she doesnt get hit in the ass on the way out. LMAO
CeeCee_fml 16
Well, you obviously wasn't overprotective enough for her to have sexual relations with multiple boyfriends in your house. And, since she's 18, its also a great day to show her the For Rent section of the newspaper
No_Love_Found 0
she didnt think about what she did because if you were overprotective she would have even had the chances of having sex
fuckin_perfect 3
hahahahahaha made my day!
Aaron_Luvz_U 9
would have been the day my daughter posted "Today my dad beat the crap out of me in front of everyone at my 18th birthday party because I told him everywhere I've had sex and I called him overprotective,FML"
Sniper3000 0
what if ur daughter just said that to worry u 4 nothing?
peachy36 3
My thought exactly! I'm glad u said that. I don't think anyone else has thought of this. Just coming up with a lot of judgements.
cashaiesha 0
thats disrespectful and I would never trust my daughter ever again. i also dont know if I will really want her in my house again. i have to wash everything with bleach. eeewwww ur child is wrong