Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
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EEric_14 0
Santa isn't real?!!? :(
DocBastard 40
Celebrate the birth of her lord and saviour?
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Comments (141)
Jenmic 16
I was about 10 when I stopped believing in Santa. I didn't cry cause I still got presents.
sexiilittlething 6
haha thts funny and cute<333 well dnt i worry i actually blieved n santa till like 12 nd still am normal=P
PamParanoia 0
NEVER tell a child that Santa isn't real. :l
tanyakay 0
wait.. SANTA IS REAL THOUGH.
vanillagirl 0
poor little boy! how could she?! haha
ugghbrie 0
hahahaha
iheartglasses 0
My mother never started the whole letting us believe in Santa thing, and I remember being 5 or 6 when she let me wrap my brothers' presents. I wouldn't doubt she was insuring I knew who really got the gifts. Ill do the same with my children. I dislike the Santa image anyway. I prefer snowmen and gingerbread people :) Much cuter.
monnanon 14
We had a bit of both. We were told we would get a gift from santa but that most came from family. My uncle was the santa for the childrens wards at our local hospital and used to visit us afterwards so it was pretty hard for us to have no santa influence.
DakotaCat 4
The real problem is you don't believe in Santa
d4m4s74 12
I pretended to believe in Santa until I was 14 so my parents would still get me presents.
OrientlSoldr 0
You just made my day. lmao!