Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
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EEric_14 0
Santa isn't real?!!? :(
DocBastard 40
Celebrate the birth of her lord and saviour?
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Comments (141)
stewpididiot 11
yeah, somehow I don't think that's your only problem.....
jewban 3
they were going to *** sorry
Beatleguy 3
Ur son's going to get his ass kicked in high school. And ur 6 year old is probably,going to black main him with this in a frw tears.lol
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Stop using meth, and start taking English classes. For ****'s sake!
DocBastard 40
Please allow me to translate: "Your son's going to get his ass kicked in high school. And your 6 year old is probably going to blackmail him with this in a few years. LOLOLOLOLOL I'm an idiot." You're welcome.
alex112094 5
Thanks doc, I couldn't understand it :( but now it all makes sense.
riggens7522 0
why wouldn't you tell your son that he wasn't real? that's really old to be believing, I'm surprised no other kid told him first
wDeemish 0
It's okay he'll get over it, and your daughter is really cute :3
pip74205 9
The real question is why didn't you tell your son sooner? Your daughter showed better parenting skills there.
angrynegro7 16
Wait until your son finds out about the Easter Bunny!
Sheilatakeabow 0
My mum let me figure out santa wasn't real by myself, sure I figured out way before I was 11 but it ruins the fun if you tell a young child he's not real. (In response to the "why didn't you tell him" comments.) I'd have thought he'd have figured it out by now though..
morgy8599 0
damn. lol i found out when i was 9!
TheExule 0
next tell them god isn't real too.