Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML
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ComTlancy 12
you've got to be kidney-ing me...
SophisticatedJel 0
tell her it runs in the family and that soon her head will be shaped just like yours!
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Comments (140)
ilm350 7
tell her she's the lucky one that you even take her out in public HA! jk
sueannpalma 7
smack her
icexcrystalxeyes 0
Lol that's sad. Fyl.
icexcrystalxeyes 0
Lol that's sad. Fyl.
icadragoon 11
Kids, they're just like tiny alcoholics. Just without the alcohol.
misswendy_fml 0
great back talking already. great roll model you are.
SDMF 0
Discipline. Try it.
structuredchaoz 4
You raised it. Fix it.
waywil 0
quit taking her out in public and you wont have anything to worry about...well, except your kiney head...maybe wear hats?
cetlawizard 15
who the heck does your kid hang out with to have her head so far up her own butt? or are you the stuck up yay who she picked up that crap from? just curious....if it's not you then you need to get rid of some of your kids friends after you explain to their parents that your kid is becoming an ass from hanging out with their kids.