kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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ihatemylife10000 0
You shouldn't laugh...it's no joke this isn't even sarcasm she really could be the chosen one she might have a special ability
Wood2007 0
Ok I have to admit... That's kinda cute... Depending on the age
angelfishey 3
Is her name Ash Ketchum?
mellophone21 0
She will bring balance to the Force!
Cisco777kid 0
This just made my day lol
Mforce 8
Well there are a lot of links. Hero of hyrule (first 2 Hero of time (oot and mm) Hero of the skies (that ones obvious) Hero of the seas (WW PH and ST) And hero of light (LTTP) Sorry I take my Zelda seriously
mandadarling 10
Fable 2 Temple of Light FTW!
BradenLock 4
Oh Joyce, just listen to Buffy.
r2d2sounds 0
I thought anakin was the chosen one??? Obi wan will not like this
yesicafuentes 0
thats werid you should get her checked to see whata going on hee mind