kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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Brina1 0
Haha that's cute
kstrick228 6
too much btvs?
Driveshaft 5
Did she get a valentines card from someone that said, "I choo-choo-choose you!"?
ElricMustang 23
Lol it's "It's time to du-du-duuu-duel!" from Yu-Gi-Oh, or "I choose you" from Pokémon.
Angelastic_fml 18
...and there's a picture of a train. :)
JMichael 26
I think you all are forgetting about Highlander. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!
slyr573 1
Drugs are awesome. This reminds me of Rosetta Stoned by Tool
lildude155 0
Why wood she think that
runnawaygirl 4
The Chosen One for what?!
tj4234 36
bow down before the chosen one
wittygirl 8
Any person who claims to be " the chosen one" ends up shot, assisted, crucified, hanged, they're bowels removed and shown them before they died, death by cake.. I'm seriously she's made the bad mistake of claiming to be, cause now she will die.
xoconnie 8
who?