Today, I learnt through others that my crush will be emigrating to the US in a month's time. We've known each other for almost three years but I'm too afraid to say it. But then we will never cross paths again. FML
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, my crush would rather travel to another country to meet with someone else. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who lives in Texas, got into a relationship. He turned me down when I'd confessed my feelings for him because he “doesn’t do long distance.” The girl he’s with lives in the same city as me. We both live in Florida. FML
Today, four months after my crush told me he liked me, a day ago he told me he’d lose his job if he dates me, so he's now blocked me and avoids me when we work together. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML
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JackWood 21
I wouldn't be too sure of yourself, emigrating to the US is a risky proposition right now.
tiptoppc 21
I don’t think That will be long soon considering our current ineptitude and apparent brutishness as we’ve devolved to being governed by neanderthals that think taking a woman out on the evening is to drag them by their hair behind them. I feel sorry for him. He’ll be targeted real quick whether by hooded men with unmarked vans or fat slobs with guns and a penchant for shooting at anything not white. He has my sympathy for what he’ll encounter. Even keeping your head down here doesn’t help. Just ask my wife.
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Lost Reggie 22
What part of the US? Maybe I will ring her up.
JackWood 21
I wouldn't be too sure of yourself, emigrating to the US is a risky proposition right now.
DLBL 23
Not if one does it legally.
JackWood 21
Tons of legal immigrants being deported for ideology or what ever you're living in a dreamland
Zebediabolical 45
This comment aged well
tiptoppc 21
You can’t anymore. Not even being born gives you rights here. Even less if a minority. With recent actions, I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes slave ownership legal. It’s heading towards that, or starting the next World War complete with starting with genocide…
tiptoppc 21
I don’t think That will be long soon considering our current ineptitude and apparent brutishness as we’ve devolved to being governed by neanderthals that think taking a woman out on the evening is to drag them by their hair behind them. I feel sorry for him. He’ll be targeted real quick whether by hooded men with unmarked vans or fat slobs with guns and a penchant for shooting at anything not white. He has my sympathy for what he’ll encounter. Even keeping your head down here doesn’t help. Just ask my wife.