kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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Comments (241)
RedmontFief 7
78-YOU'RE Katniss Everdeen?! Katniss ditch Peeta and marry me!!!
DevaGolgotha 4
Well then.
badactor009 0
Pretty convincing. I am ready to convert.
jazminadaire 2
What is she on?!?!
sabor_ranchero 12
Don't say she didn't warn you when the evil cavalry of whatsamacallits knocks at your door...
Trisha_aus 15
Oh Noor in that case you make kick ass movies
arandomthot5 1
The chosen one. DOVA KING
redtigerlily 5
In every generation there is a chosen one. Buffy said so.
shootxtoxkill172 0
That's bullsh*t since I'm the Chosen One to save the Earth from the apocalypse.
Bad1z 13
In the end, there can be only one.
alliebaba7 8
Mom..... I'm the chosen one lolZ