Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Joyful news!
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Playing favorites
Today, I heard my daughter-in-law refer to her twin daughters, my precious twin grandbabies, as “the good one” and “the shit stain”. FML
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, my partner convinced both of our little brothers that we are naming our son Obi-Wan. They now won't stop rubbing my belly and quoting Star Wars. This is going to be one long Christmas. FML
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Enslaved 38
Those names have a nice Ring to them.
mfjkr 10
You can drink your fancy ales you can drink em by the flagon but the only brew for the brave and true... comes from the green dragon.
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Comments (278)
fuzz97 23
It honestly baffles me how most of the people commenting appear to not see anything wrong with naming your kids after hobbits
stavrosg 3
Because it isn't. People name their children after fairytale heroes* all the time, how is it wrong to have names after an extensively known work of fiction? [*] I mean the Christian Saints of course ;)
mfischer 17
Considering the kids named after things like Siri and Hashtags, hobbits just don't seem that bad.
whatthefreshhell 15
Right? I think these names are much better than the name "Addrinalyn", because that's what a twelve year old names her child'
doodlecloud 27
16 - I agree with you! I love LOTR and don't see the problem with naming children in reference to things close to you but in this case it's too direct (using both names AND on both kids so there's no chance of someone not figuring it out) and the names themselves, whilst pretty, are rather long and complicated and not very common nowadays (nothing wrong with uncommon names but surely you can agree that it may lead to at least some bullying/shunning). A child's name should still be their own name not an exact copy of someone else.
cmanaus 3
The truth is the majority of the time when people think they're being very creative with names, other people are picking the same names so I doubt the kids will take too much flack for it and 24, that was funny. Hope you like the heat though;)
AphyTheBronette 15
Yea I my name is Aphrodite... Never had any one look at me weird about it. My parents are into Ancient Greek mythology. I don't see the big deal.
fuzz97 23
Yeah, if I had a kid I would name them something normal. I don't want them to wind up with Special Snowflake Syndrome.
Bloodangel4ever 14
My name is Samantha and people called me Samanda and Samanturd. It doesn't matter if you have a normal name or not, it depends completely on your personality and how other children were raised.
Sir_drink_alot 20
That's a cute name, I approve :)
vintage3113 6
I call bullshit
danube_fml 7
And there is no greater honour.
desireev 18
It could be worse... She could have named them "#" or "7". Poor kids...
MEM0817 18
I actually know of a woman who did name her son "Seven"
01sparkly 15
You literally know people named that.. Wow people and their weird names these days.
KM96 24
Oh I'm embarrassed for them ... When they get to school years. "So who where you named after?"
suitgirl5 5
A hobbit who helped save Gondor that's who!!
akiahara 14
I hope they're not short. peregrin is kinda nice, imo...
crimintel 5
well... pippin and merry are the tallest hobbits recorded in recent history (recent shire history that is)
KickItHigh 32
At least they were not named something like Hashtag.
Nath1G 4
Well thats just precious
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I'm no LotR fan so I just find that weird. I feel so bad for those boys; they will be teased to no end when they're in school. Not to mention there's a good chance they'll hate LotR too.
MatteKudasai 17
Why is there a good chance they'll hate it? That's almost like saying everyone named Harry has a good chance of hating Harry Potter. They might like it, they might hate it. At least they got named after two of the more well known characters.
jennysays 1
Not necessarily. I'm named after a character in a book, and it's become one of my favorites.
unicornpower56 7
I was named after Nikki Taylor, except my first name is her last name I think. Not sure, all I know is she's a model.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
53- At least Harry is a normal name
dannyboy66 7
Your just a dull boring person
SoylentCandycorn 10
Because Harry is an actual name? Honestly, I'm guessing all the people who think it's cute and adorbs to name your kid after Superman or Gandalf or Sephiroth or Sailor Moon have absolutely no idea what children are like. Children will bully the everloving shit out of you if you think your name is the slightest bit odd. Why would any parent willingly make their kid a target?
SoylentCandycorn 10
"I may name my child Albus Severus one day!" Let me guess, you think you're somehow much better then the people who think Renesmee is a suitable name for a child, correct?
strawberrywine22 30
I think those are awesome names!! Much better than all the Renesmees that are being born...