Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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likeanoutlawbayb 0
you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with
DorkusD 0
@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!
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Comments (512)
likeanoutlawbayb 0
hoorah for you! i share your views completely.
alex_vik 1
What does that have to do with anything I said?
chickenfeetyum 0
hasn't this one already been done?? I feel like I've read this fml before..
Shizden 0
Whats everyone freaking out about? My first time was when I was 7. :D The girl was my sister's friend, but she was 13. It's been our dirty little secret. Anyways, maybe she was thinking about it, but wanted info?
Mikeymikey 4
honestly, coming from a 12 yr old. what really sucks is that lots of girls have sex the first time when 12-13. and usually with okes that are near 18. here is yr real problem. this world is mad. all im gonna say.
Nenor_fml 0
Why would you advocate abstinence, seriously? Sex is a great experience and you wouldn't be doing a favor to your kids by teaching them to refrain from it. Sure, 12 is still pretty early to have an intercourse, but it's never too early to teach your kids about the responsibility that comes with it and the need to know about pregnancy prevention, stds, etc. By the time they are 15, your kids will be VERY sexually active (same as you at their age) and the stupidest thing you can do for them is to make them live in denial about what a wonderful experience sex and relationships are. My 2 cent.
desmaddin 5
Telling your daughter stupid things like this makes you anything but a good mother. Just telling her to wait is the worst you can do!
neokiller_fml 0
I'm scared to have sex... What if some girl brakes my winner? LOL
cyxx 0
Wtf??? She's a bad mom because she doesn't want her kids to make decisions about sex until they're old enough to be responsible thinkers? Wow, your kids are going to grow up greatttt.
Vampire_princess 0
Um... Wow....
fml__love 0
What is this world coming to? :|