Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
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Top comments
babyblueyes 27
Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Yeah and girls don't poo either...
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Comments (118)
lyssgross 16
That's exactly what happened in my family too!
stewpididiot 11
I gotta get me a new map... I didn't know Ontario was that close to west ****** ....
davek 36
They do in France. (Or so the stereotype goes.)
onorexveritas 24
we have successfully fooled that one!
sugarbaby9908 20
Ignorance is bliss
beachbum_101 16
Hahahahahahahahgahahahaha he's so naive!!
DontSaveMe 16
He's a bright one isn't he...
theeangelofmusic 1
Lol thats awesome
winkydink13 6
This isn't FML, it's just funny! xD
luismig2 2
your 19 years old son is a virgin
Merylwen 24
1/ Maybe he is, so what? That would be quite normal at 19. 2/ That has nothing to do with the FML anyway.