Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
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Top comments
babyblueyes 27
Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Yeah and girls don't poo either...
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Comments (118)
avapaige1234 19
Let me guess... He's single since birth isn't he?
patriot09 6
Does he also believe girls don't fart?
laufinobsver 3
Hey! it took 18-19 years for me to hear the mythical female fart. My mom thought I was asleep on the couch and let one rip the kitchen
ajh557 22
YDI you raised that idiot
lzmo 20
We don't fart either
sporkadork 7
Back when were first hanging out my (now) boyfriend asked me, in all seriousness, if women grew leg hair. He was 21 at the time.
doglover100 29
Does he also believe that girls don't poop or fart?
amasianashley 2
I wish...
fantasyworld 39
Does he think we don't poop or fart either?