Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Shaylea_Chensu 0
I think that's more cute than anything else, if that had happened to me I'd have just laughed. I mean, pads are pads, they're nothing to be embarrassed about.
notFUNNYtoMEass 0
ya, cause you know you have to be watching them EVERY second of the day. god forbid they actually go do things on their own. you must have never been around kids.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (76)
hir23 0
Wrong FML?
mandymonkey7 1
i did that when i was little!! only with little mermaid stickers!! i wanted her to swim with the other fishies painted on the wall!! :)
random_outburst7 0
lol
alphagirl_fml 0
that's was different than with pads
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ #51, tampons don't transmit diseases, unless you're eating them, you idiot. They can CAUSE TSS, a VERY rare but possibly fatal disease, IF left in too long, in which case YDI. What's your alternative, sitting on a bloody diaper all day? Grow up!
muffinsareyummy 1
ydi for not using tampons.
mish01 0
Why would you say YDI for not using tampons? her choice douchbag
random_outburst7 0
lol. this reminds me of when i was little. i am a dancer and i had those little leather slippers with the 8-shaped sole. i found my moms pads and stuck them on the bottom of my socks. 'look mommy, im a ballerina!!!'
random_outburst7 0
this isnt really an flm, just cute. ;D
jaybrown 0
Saudi Arabia!
22jrdn55 15
its funny but not FML
azn365 0
That sounds like something fun to do.