Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
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Shaylea_Chensu 0
I think that's more cute than anything else, if that had happened to me I'd have just laughed. I mean, pads are pads, they're nothing to be embarrassed about.
notFUNNYtoMEass 0
ya, cause you know you have to be watching them EVERY second of the day. god forbid they actually go do things on their own. you must have never been around kids.
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Comments (76)
funsize003 0
what the hell? this site needs to get it together. so your pads were stuck to the wall. OH HOLY HELL. that sucks. idk what you will do now. like seriously, just stop trying your life is OVER. this is even worse than having some drunk ass chick wrap her legs around you during sex and yelling "be my baby's daddy!". not. fail.
hiphopchick7 1
@33 LMAO I love u!! xD
Makinitez 0
Yeah, very nice FML. Except, why do I feel like you copied this off of America's Funniest Home Videos? Meh.
livelyx 0
Yeah..not a FML.
curryndricegirll 0
Haha that's funny. But I can definitely understand why it's an FML.
wasitfinaldest 0
Heres a better AND true fml from me. "I modded this 2 times i clicked NO! (this persons a flooder) guess i missed one. FML"
alwaysalady 0
My brothers used 2 brand new boxes of tampons as 'ammunition' and shot them at each other when they were 7 and 8. I was not unreasonably annoyed.
Mr_Positive 3
agree with #1,2...LOL @ 39 :)
darkmis1 18
That's not a fml-that's just funny!
wowfmlife 0
My sister did the same thing
LchTessMnstr 3
I REALLY hope they weren't used... But then again...if they were...it'd get the 'Birds/Bees' talk outta the way... Though I doubt she'd understand it...and i'd be disturbed if she did understand it...