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Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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jennifer93 0

you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner

and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!

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Aha omg wooow that suckss...

TempestRain 0

umm...why did you drive her home?!?!

wow lucky guy... 2 for 1 deal

today I got driven home by the creepiest girl ever. she kept checking me out throughout the whole ride. now, she knows where I live too. FML

Daisie_Garcia 0

That really sucks I would have been mad at my boyfriend

she sounds realllllly hot. Play games with her

Your dad is a pimp

damn it •Your date is a pimp bow down to him

What does hair, boobs, And clothing have anything to do with her being a one night stand??? "omg you have blonde hair, big boobs, and a dress!!! You're a one night stand!!!"

Breakfast date... which possibly means it was in the morning. Why would any girl, blonde with big boobs or not, be randomly at his house in a skimpy black dress in the morning? Most girls I know are either in their pajamas, or normal going-to-work/school clothes in the morning, and I don't mean the strip club or stripper school either.

he wasn't sure of her name either, moron.

Sloppy seconds ;) Hope it was worth it