Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
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Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and it went great. I later found out that he came inside another girl, stole her sweatshirt, then left. After that, he proceeded to bang another girl. Both of these girls are in my friend group, and I still went on a date with him after. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!
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Sparx1_1 16
Well, this guy is just your date so you don't get to judge what he does when you're not around. What you do get to judge is the fact that he has absolutely no class or respect. If he was a guy worth dating he would have made sure his one-nighter was gone before you got there.
rasta_pasta 4
Unless she wasn't a one night stand but a friend of a friend who got too drunk the night before. I think anyone with sense would not ask someone they're trying to **** to give a person they just ****** a ride home.
Krilleee 5
haha awesome dude! :-D
sheethapins 13
I'd have dropped them both off somewhere with no phone reception, nearby houses, or very much traffic. Let them figure it out. If I dated someone, I expected them not to be having sex with hookers and hoes.
DesB 7
17-I love your pic!!! Both me and my husband died laughing when we got that pic in a forward :)
sweetTnt_fml 0
Canadians are so kind.
ToriTheTurtlexD 0
He probably wanted to give you two time to bond.
logic_cat 0
Sheesh. Dump the guy, lose his number, tell him never to call you again. Next!
bieberliscious2 0
that sucks for you!!!
christiecakes 0
Did they give you gas money?
ohmandapants 17
You refer to him as your date, not your bf. And it was a breakfast date. I can assume that it's not serious at all, and you haven't even established some kind of relationship. So then technically, the guy is still a free agent and he is at perfect liberty to bring home blonde bimbos. If you don't like it, then forget about him. Asking you to drive her home was wrong though. I'm sure there are plenty of guys with more tact out there.
footballtracksta 0
I read this because your hot...
hockeypro 0
wow you are a very attractive person:)
ohmandapants 17
Er...thanks?
yellowroseoftx85 0
oh Hell to the no! i would have told him straight up that his little "friend" fake **** McGhee could use the same transportation as other skanks... the bus!