Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and it went great. I later found out that he came inside another girl, stole her sweatshirt, then left. After that, he proceeded to bang another girl. Both of these girls are in my friend group, and I still went on a date with him after. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!
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Comments (132)
FreebirdIII 1
at least you know where she lives now. if you can't find him, check there first.
beatrucelynn 0
what's the problem here? if anything it makes you look better. if this guy had to choose between a bimbo easy girl with no car or a responsible girl next door girl who is polite enough to drive the tramp home.... well i'd say there may be wedding bells in your future. besides now that you know he's gotten laid recently you can hold off the goods longer.
sheethapins 13
If I were her I wouldn't marry his pig ass if he paid me to. I see more bimbos in their future. "Hey hunny, can you give our daughter's 23 year old friend sss....mantha? A ride home today? Then we can go eat breakfast."
beatrucelynn 0
you are one of those people who believes everything you read. I mean, I've heard your kind exist but wow, what honor to finally meet one. first learn how to determine what's sarcasm and what isn't. second please put your bra back on and refrain from responding with "women are holier than thou" speech. third try to locate a sense of humor, I think amazon sells them under tools to remove a stick from your ass. thank you and good day.
justanotherbird 19
The only problem with your theory is that your post wasn't very funny or clever, just lame. :| Now go put your big boy panties back on and stop bitching.
plants 0
I say you should keep it in the friend zone
biggestboss 3
damn girl ;)
s3xymoma 1
y didn't you just tell your date no n leave him too n go find another one
hockeypro 0
you are hot!
footballtracksta 0
yeah that's what you'll find me doing in the morning, taking ****** around town
DarthLoser 0
they could've just been watching anime :)
isaacrll 0
So I'm guessing your a red head with small boobs and where big dresses………-_- sucks for you O.o
cindayy77 0
and... what's wrong with red heads? I'm a red head and I actually like it
tonedox1 3
your an idiot. just like most girls....
sheethapins 13
Right... women are idiots? So asking her to take the tramp home and basically telling on himself was a smart idea? Fail.
IAmAFreakingSeah 0
and you're an asshole. Just like most guys...
RideOrDie1248 0
Shoulda never let that skeez in your car. YDI for that one
fadingfaith 4
I hope you didn't go on with the date but I have a feeling you did since you drove the bimbo home.