Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.
sadCowboysfan 20
That must have been awful for all of you. Now that it’s happened, I guess you’ll be more on your toes to stop it from happening again
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Comments (36)
mssileas 25
Still trying to figure out whether you were fantasizing bout your boyfriend sucking your toes, or if the boyfriend is flexible enough to suck at his own toes cause it gets you off to watch that haha Family dinners are lit atm I guess?
thatslifeiguess7 16
Don't parents knock? Or kids lock doors? I am a parent and my kids and I have boundaries after a certain age.
MrsBugi 21
Oh wow. I say this is a FML for your dad. That is something a parent never wants to see! lol
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Door locks are worth their weight in gold
JudgeComrade 17
I'm just curious about OP's sex.
gobiteme2 34
Yes sex involved
Pandafruit 8
Probably a boy since the term used was “jerking off”
Rabite 28
Why?
CoyoteOldOne 17
Could have been worse. He could have walked in _after_ your boyfriend put his toes in your mouth, when you were busy singing Hallelujah.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I smell a foot fetish. So... no locks on the doors?
Guard_Girl 2
That ******* sucks
wj__1121 5
Why didn’t you lock your door?
wHSKitty 11
Gross!