Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
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tencalories 3
that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it
GrooveSponge 0
...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.
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Comments (235)
laylajune15 0
wow your dad is lazy
Tears_2_Roses 0
how is the dad lazy, its her cat..
abby1029 8
good luck with that :P
jayalexander 7
hahaha I couldn't help but notice your picture... why do you have your phone number in it, don't you know there's creepers here? *cough every1lovesboners
BooGhosted 0
Ah but he's into men!
jayalexander 7
oooo good point
suckmynerds 0
dude shes fake. Look up abby tulo.
Futacy 30
This happens to me every time my dog pukes or craps in the carpet. No joke!
UnicornPukePink 0
Charming. ;)
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
Your cat!! YDI
laylajune15 0
because he saw the cat vomit ad didnt clean it up . you know
whstennis 0
Nice dad
MistMe 0
Wow. I have a cat but I get my parents to clean up leavings.
nubx 0
Make him breakfast and put it in that same bowl tomorrow morning and give it to him.
MeJazz 7
Kill your cat...no more cat vomit
lovingmylife84 0
ya, its your responsibility, what's your point?